Sewon Bang

Sevenscore and fourteen days ago I brought forth on this society, a new member, conceived in a Love of Pokemon, and dedicated to the proposition that many others like Pokemon too. I come to ask for your vote, not parody other speeches. I did not write a spoof, but I wish that I had. Getting this vicious speech written gave me more relief than a thousand Air Slash flinches. From forth the fatal loins of my cortex a bunch of wash'd jokes take my life; becuase I have lived a long [sic] life, and I have seen a few things.

As I am now out of famous speeches and monolgues to copy, I'll just give a few facts about myself. You may recognise me by the name eloquentmosquito in the PokeSoc Discord. I am slightly shorter than AZ, slightly younger than Pokemon Platinum, slightly fatter than a Snorlax and can name all the type-resist berries. PokeSoc has become one of my favourite times of the week and I hope to be able to help in keeping it going. Nevermore.