Sevenscore and fourteen days ago I brought forth on this society, a new member, conceived in a Love of Pokemon, and dedicated to the proposition that many others like Pokemon too. I come to ask for your vote, not parody other speeches. I did not write a spoof, but I wish that I had. Getting this vicious speech written gave me more relief than a thousand Air Slash flinches. From forth the fatal loins of my cortex a bu ...