Clark Tsuei

Hey guys,

I have decided to run for social secretary this year. As the most social person in the kendo society, I believe I am the most qualified person for this role.

Over the last academic year, I participated in all of the kendo society socials, resulting in an average 5% mathematically proven enjoyment increase for all others who attended. Not only am I very approachable and non-scary, I am also very cool and witty, which are the perfect traits for the social secretary role.

Some people say that I am the funniest person they have ever met. That isn't true. I am a very modest and humble person though.

I hope everyone can find it within themselves to vote for me.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Pictured: Me being social, circa 2025.

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