Eva Durrant

Hey girlies,

I’m Eva and I am SO excited to be running for social sec this year! Some of you may remember me as Baby J from netball dinner - whether you held back my hair or witnessed the pizza and savvy B chunder on the bathroom floor (I don’t remember). BUT I have bounced back stronger than ever and am ready to give back to the community. My skills include: wearing the best costumes, spraying pints with incredible aim and always being the first fresher to do neck noms.

I wrote a poem to show my undying love for ISCMNC sports nights:

Roses are red,

My pint time is shit,

Bargs is never dead,

Not when I’m in it.

Though my memory is foggy,

Thanks to wilmo spoons,

Chloe humped me in doggy,

To pop some balloons.

I always have to take,

A sexual history,

How these men get laid,

Is always a mystery.

I failed my driving test,

Just the other day,

But I feel blessed,

Because ROOSTERS I can play!

I promise to make every sports night a night to remember (or maybe not remember *insert winky face*) and I hope you guys think I can be as good a social sec as I know I can be! There is much wisdom to be passed down from Trish and Lex, but trust me, I will absorb it more than my lecture content. Please vote for me - you won’t regret it.

Lots of Love,

Eva xxxx