Marcel Koerner

Members of the society,

As your current treasuerer, I promise that I will continue to provide a financial order.

I have years of Treasurer experience from secondary school—where budgets were mythical creatures and receipts evaporated on contact with air. I learned to survive, to balance, and to recover funds from the jaws of chaos. And now, as your current Treasurer, I’ve already proven the system works: the numbers align, the money is accounted for, and the world has not ended. I have already dealt with the exorbitant bureaucratic goliath that one must appease.