I might actually try to steal someone else's mascot this year.
This year, Davy has shown remarkable commitment to invisibility. Under Harvey’s leadership, he has mastered the art of not attending a single event and executing precisely zero heists... I believe Davy deserves better. If elected, I pledge to: Actually bring Davy to dinners Organise at least one attemptted mascot acquisition With strong cross-department connections, I am ready to restore RSM ma ...