Izzy Shepard

This year, Davy has shown remarkable commitment to invisibility. Under Harvey’s leadership, he has mastered the art of not attending a single event and executing precisely zero heists...

I believe Davy deserves better.

If elected, I pledge to:

• Actually bring Davy to dinners

• Organise at least one attemptted mascot acquisition

With strong cross-department connections, I am ready to restore RSM mascot glory.