Anthony Bartlett

Fellow lovers of wopo, I know my pint time isn't the fastest, or my megapint time either, but in my opinion, I have a few qualities which would make me a good social sec.

Firstly, I am a very organised person. I am on time to every sports night and have not missed a single one in 2025. I will always be turning up at Reynolds at 6pm, and Embargos at 11pm.

Secondly, I am very good at getting blackout drunk. Think about it, have you ever heard me string together a coherent sentence at the club.

And thirdly, despite getting blackout drunk all the time, I am (almost) never a liability, so you won’t have to worry about me.

I've made some amazing memories through this first year: chunning at 8pm in Reynolds, getting the nastiest eyebrow slit on tour, discovering highly implicating photos of myself the mornings after sports nights, and of course, circle line.

I have some ideas for some new rules, new games, and I’d love the chance to introduce these next year and torture some unsuspecting freshers, although, to be honest, you guys don’t really have many other options…