As social secretarty I promise to launch the " kook to cracked" programme for all members of our beloved society. This will be a programme fuelled by rigirous training ,such as reps of lifting pints to mouth (good for paddle endurance), sets of chopping pints (good breathold training), and a strict surfers diet, primarily consistent of samboes, bananas and ,of course, pints. From this programme and my inspired guida ...