Christopher O'Sullivan

Fold it, stack it, cut it, tack it, stamp it, sign it, seal it, file it, batch it, mark it, bulk compile it, [secretarial] process

...if there ever was a (slightly misquoted, admittedly) theme tune to the secretary's life. But not here!

Keeping logs in order? Societal management? Timely emails? Instagram page? Some strange concepts in this society, lost to the depths of generations. In my position as secretary, I might introduce you to them. But not for too long; no need to fix an unbroken status quo.

No folding, no stacking, no cutting, no tacking. Just a simple teamail every now and again. How wrong could it go?