Daniel Hesk

Physics isn't real. Atoms are made of grief. Every single person on earth is immortal.

What are we doing here? Seriously. Like? Blackett is a monument to futility. I would have it torn down, and replaced by a Burger King or a really big Wilko. Things always look darkest before the dawn.

I will give you things you never in your life knew you wanted:

• 40% fewer bedbugs in lecture theatres
• An actual skeleton teaching Solid State and playing his ribs like a xylophone
• Andreas Irakleous
• Money. I'll give all of you £160, I promise
• A safe space for all the bigots in 2nd year to be locked in forever
• Seminars to be 3¹/₂ minutes shorter
• ...cannot hold; mere anarchy is loosed upon the world...
• Andreas Irakleous
• I am going to blow up the sun

As Einstein said,