George Bindloss

Good evening,

I believe that most members of this society are aware of my presence. This is because I am very social. I think socialism is an important part of the university experience. Imperial students famously have poor socialist skills. The objective of my running for social secretary is to stand against loneliness.

You should all vote for me because I can speak to many people fairly comfortably. Additionally, the current social secretary, "Raquel", is a computing student. A recipe for disaster in this role. With both of us in this role, I believe that the social calendar would be quite jovial. Calendar invites would bring excitement to all in anticipation of activities that bring much jollity. Some initial drafts for social activities could include attending the students union bar, "fivesixeight"; and other events. Finally, I also believe that the previous location for Christmas dinner, namely: "my flat", functioned adequately for the given task. It would be pleasant to hold it there again, being presented the opportunity.

Thank you for your attention to this announcement.

Kind regards,

your social secretary

Mr G. C. Bindloss

Design Engineering Undrrgraduate and "fun guy"

Post. Script. Please see attached a photograph, demonstrating my whimsical and amusing nature