Hi, I'm Jacob. For those of you that don't know me, I'm the A-team goalie, and one of the rare A-teamers that go to socials. Even though I didn't deliver on my promises to dive off the top floor of Sherfield after (BOTH!?!) Canadian ice hockey teams lost gold in the Olympics, I WILL deliver on my promises to help improve the A-team. Even though I barely show up to practice (who does anyways???), I have a ton of experience coaching goaltending and learn-to-skate back in Canada over the past 4 years. Even though the A-team players CAN skate (surely), and goalie skills don't necessarily translate to any other useful skill, my 15 years watching hockey from the net has definitely made me somewhat proficient in The Skill of Making Players Better. I'm sure most of the A-teamers can attest to my very useful advice of telling them to "just push the other guys out of the way" many times. On the topic of telling the A-teamers what to do, my title of The Loudest Yeller™ definitely also helps in my coaching/captaining ability (through intimidation tactics, of course). Regarding the actual skill requirements mentioned in the description, I am very good at registering players with BUIHA (source: trust me bro), and am very good at buying beer (source: my HSBC bank account). Thank you to the 3 people that read this paragraph, and please vote for me.