Owen Chisholm

Wagwan polo people

Now I may not be a medic, however someone needs to look after the doctors. I promise to reinforce proper nutrition and hydration practises every Wednesday night. Through studying chemistry, I have learned that Vodka is a solution, and sobriety is the problem.

Unlike these other freshers, I fully commit myself each week to the theme of the night, be it black morph suits or fake earrings.

My promises:

- A Durag Sports night

• Abused freshers
• I will crack egg (not be cracked by him👀)
• New exciting themes(Humiliation rituals) for freshers each week!

Why I’m a good fit:

• always down to chop a pint
• Semi decent wine time (I will happily accept any challenges from other candidates)
• Only fresher to have finished an onion time (will also accept this challenge)
• I take chemistry, uni is optional, drinking is essential.

I may not be a great swimmer, but I plan on making waves every Wednesday. Whether in the pool or in beer, I always appear to be drowning at waterpolo events.

Much PoLove

-PoLOwen, semi autistic, fully committed.