Harry Atkins

Hi, I'm Harry. And/Or Henry. And/Or Charles. You hopefully know at least one of them/me.

So, what can I do as vice-president?

Probably not that much. I'll continue to whinge about burpees and mountain climbers, though I doubt I can change that. Also, I'll get us a good room to train in every week (namely the current one) as soon as I know what the room is actually called. And how to book it. Finally, I'll find a much better hotel for next year's Atemis, which, let's face it, shouldn't be too difficult. (If you're reading this and are on the current committee, the hotel last year was phenomenal and I hope to replicate your enormous success next year.)

If this doesn't convince you to vote for me, then hopefully the fact that I'm the only one standing for vice-president will. In the words of Dumbledore: "Harry is the best hope we have. Trust him."