William Jones

If you've ever seen me at dodgeball you know I'm always kitted out with all the proper attire (team shirt, knee pads, appropriate trousers etc)

I'm also widely known for my flawless fashion sense (it's just as good as my dodging) and many varied outfits

All in all this makes me the perfect kit sec

Seriously though the kit always takes like 15 years to arrive and idk why so I'll find out and ensure that next year has the swiftest kit delivery ever seen in the history of this club