Gonzalo Mugarra Mugarra

If you vote for me, I will implement tariffs on our enemy — the Digimon Society — to create more jobs in Unova and lower the price of Exeggcutes. I will also pull us out of the Natdex ladder and Smogon, as for too long we have let ourselves be trampled by their tyranny (they banned Kyurem Black to the Ubers tier, despite it being a beautiful OU mon in our beautiful ladder).

I will also put the sensible Weezing in charge of the Department of Health and Human Services, which has been controlled by the despicable Anthony Blissi and his cronies for far too long, banning the use of Berserk Gene and forcing those newfangled Revives and Potions onto our children instead of the good-old Revival Herb that we used to use.

I will make a new Department for Government Efficiency, which will be led by the excellent businessman and good friend Great Tusk, to cut costs and inefficiencies (the Society has previously given over 38 billion Pokédollars to Great Tusk for failed transport projects and on low-interest loans to develop their business). I'll also ban all gender-unknown Pokémon, like Metagross, from our army, and fire all DEI hires.

Arceus bless our Remoraids, Arceus bless Unova, and Start. Your. Revavrooms!

(on a real note, I was Secretary last year, so I know how to run fun events for everyone. I'm also well acquainted with the committees of the other PokéSocs, so look forward to many fun collab events together!)