Mateusz Pietrzkiewicz

If I come into power I shall enact an infinite money glitch:

1) Buy a big pack of paper

2) Use sharpies to colour in the paper so it looks like £20 notes

3) Use these notes to buy more paper and sharpies

* For legal reasons (and since some people aren't born with a sense of humour) this is obviously a joke. Instead, I will ask the Union for a £20 note, so someone can fold it into a swan, and return it, letting us fold infinite origami. Please vote for me.