We, the next gen of dynamic duos in the club, hereby declare that no outfit is safe, no totty shall rest easy, and no latecomer will remain unbroken. Together, we are the nightmares of the netball girls, the architects of nights out, and the reason freshers’ lose sleep. Our sticks are swift, our gin shots are deadly, and our celebrations? Unmatched. As the silliest of little freshers this year, we believe we ...