Elizabeth Hamman

LIZ FOR WEBMASTER

"Because posting on time shouldn't be a revolutionary concept"

Ladies, legends, and those of you still waiting for last week's teamsheet...

The time has come for reform. No longer must we suffer under a regime where team sheets arrive later than our fitness levels in preseason. Where match posts appear so late that we've already recovered from our injuries before anyone even knows we played. This performance is not just subpar, it is an insult to our right to know for sure that Arwen is yet again starting at tighthead.

I am Liz, your fearless and vaguely competent club captain, and i am here to fix this mess. Some may say my tenure as club captain was fine at best, but one thing's for sure: it's left me battle-hardened, mildly traumatised, and fully prepared to take on the most powerful role in the club- Webmaster.

Vote for me and I promise timely team sheets, AI generated captions, and a lime green colour scheme.

THE FUTURE IS PUNCTUAL. THE FUTURE IS STYLE. THE FUTURE IS LIZ.