Juliette Flatau

MONEY. WHY CAN’T WE PRINT MORE OF IT?

This is a good question, a great one even.

UNDER MY IRON FIST, FELIX WILL FINALLY HAVE ITS OWN CRYPTO CURRENCY. LET’S MINE THE INTERNET BARREN!

Just kidding. As treasurer I want to continue the excellent work of the previous Felix treasurers. Let’s budget more money for Felix stunts, handing out custom condoms to celebrate the sex survey, and free drugs for when we get the Drug Survey up and running (Union, this is a joke, I am anti-drug)

As treasurer I want ensure we have a constant supply of snacks in the office, not just lowly bags of nuts, and we can take suggestions! Further, let's level up our merchandise, how about STATIONARY!? Custom pencils, stickers, and pen grips.

Most importantly, I promise to fill in financial forms well and keep on top of communications with external bodies.

Stay fruity!

Lurv,

Juliette

Credits to Ruby for the Felix Illustration!