Theodora Mclauchlan
Hello beautiful divalicious sailor baddies, my time here at imperial sailing has been sweet, but I promise you that next years silly freshers will not be able to say the same😏😈. Apart from the actual sailing, which will be sweet don’t worry. Buoys before boys🧎♀️➡️😮💨🤫!! Tacks before snacks🤪😏😏! Crew before boo! 👁️👅👁️
THINGS I WILL ENFORCE:
- It will become compulsory for Mati🧑🦲 to dance Gangnam style at every single event
- Compulsory responses to polls in the groupchat regarding socials - strikes for those who don't.
- An annual award ceremony, for any office fans out there - it will be the imperial dundies - hosted by yours truly + mystery social sec no.2 (Henry Jr)
- Also on the cards - best night of the year - souvlaki. 🇬🇷💙🇨🇾 @Angelos 😏
- Punishment inspo:
- 3 chilli chomp 💩🌶️
- Jakob will tie you up with duct tape - beware Augustine!
- Any kind of public humiliation - don't want to give too much away…🤫🤫
All jokes aside, what better person to be social sec than a medic, not only do I have lectures on communication skills like every month - I even have a CPR certificate! I fear I might be overqualified. 😛😛😛😛
Anyone struggling, I promise I'm good at welfare @Augustine can back me. I also offer some nice stories if you simply want to chat- perhaps in one of our many welfare drop-ins. 😼😼😼🤑🤑🤑
Please vote for me, I’m here to stay (quite literally 6yrs😵😵). But here’s your daily affirmation: creative genius, locked in, unstoppable. 🧚♀️🧚♀️✨✨