Sure! Here's your draft for Manifesto for Chair of the Royal School of Mines Motor Club:
Manifesto for Chair of the Royal School of Mines Motor Club
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Clem Will Not Be Rolled Over – My primary and unwavering promise. Any attempt to roll Clem will be met with extreme measures, including a dedicated anti-rollover task force and round-the-clock surveillance.
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We Will Enter Formula 1 – Despite financial and regulatory challenges, the RSM Motor Club will field a car in Formula 1. It will run exclusively on expired SAE-40 and prayer.
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Clem Will Be Painted Yellow for No Good Reason – No justification, no explanation, just a bright yellow Clem. This will be a landmark decision in the club’s history and will confuse future generations for years to come.
(I make no promises of any of the above)