Kevin Jang

After the RSM's extremely deserved victory at bottle this year against the CSM, we now have to protect ourselves from enemies closer ashore, the CGCU and the RCSU. As ESE and Materials students, we've been battered a bit too many times on Imperial Confessions rankings, as the courses with the least aura or the most "ease". Obviously, they are blatant lies. I can think of any better ways of avenging than stealing their dear mascots and hiding our Davy well. How? By sequestering davy in the subsurface (CCS reference) and Theta, Spanner & Bolt disappearing in front of the engineers and RCS scientists just like the dinosaurs at the K-Pg boundary. Up the mines xoxo ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ