James Hii
READ THIS MANIFESTO AND REJOICE:
As Mathematicians we dedicate our lives to asserting and proving the fundamental truths of the universe, upon which science and technology have blossomed since the dawn of humanity.
And yet, I "assert" that the only "fundamental truth" is that the Huxley "Building" is the neglected middle child of the Imperial College campus, appropriately tucked away into a corner out of the public view, where passion and dreams quickly converge to zero.
If YOU have ever felt existential dread in these situations:
- Walking into the Huxley Building
- Walking near the Huxley Building
- Talking about the Huxley Building
- Thinking about walking into the Huxley Building
- Remembering the Huxley Building exists
VOTE NOW "if and only if" you vote for me.
How YOU will benefit from MY rise to power:
- Flowers and Plants
- Grass to touch (indoors)
- Febreeze in Common Areas (mask the smell of your coursemates)
- Aquariums and Terrariums!
- Community Artwork (Fun and Inspirational)
- General sense of hope and optimism!
- Restored faith in your Maths degree
It is a well-defined fact that the Huxley Building is in dire need of a makeover. Together we can combine the powers of friendship and maths to make Huxley Building slay again.
Love forever,
James (Future Head Gardener)