Gwenllian Morgan

Hey besties!! and those who haven’t had the pleasure of meeting us 😔 (the ones that actually play).
GET FU🤴🏽 READY!! Because… we’re giving you the chance to have the best social sex (juju and Hampshire style 😉) next year.

From beefing slug bouncers to passing out in a nappy ✝️, we have had our fair share of chaotic netball socials (see picture) and will be sure to give Shan and Juju a run for their money 💸💸 if you vote us in (pls xx). ICSMNC has done so much for us, we literally met on the way to trials (bonding over Gwen bringing vodka lucozade 🫠) and we are (fizz-)BUZZING to give back to all of u.

If we do say so ourselves (and we do), we make the ultimate 👶fresher👶 duo being complete opposites with Gwen (permanent RBFaced, DnB-loving babysitter) vs Ani (the feral passer-outer who never shuts up or stops hugging people). However, what supersedes all our differences and binds us to netball for life is our undying ❤️LOVE❤️ for a Wednesday Slug and 🤬HATE🤬 for a gin suicide🤮. Socials have been run by such “slay” girls and we promise to do our best to live up to the name… plans are currently in the making to have us all whizzing faster, zimmying louder and alien-ing crazier than ever!
Stay spoofing,

Ani and Gwen xxx

P.s. we will actually show up to training at some point (and Gwen vows to never dry Jan again xx)